About Neptune
Who Is Neptune?
YOU CARRY THE WEIGHT. I PROVIDE THE RELEASE.
For two decades, they haven’t called me Mike.
They call me Neptune.
My hands have spent over 20 years not just working on bodies, but decoding them. Learning the silent language of stored stress, of old injuries whispering, of tension that has shaped itself into your new normal.
This isn't just a massage. It’s a targeted intervention.
THE NEPTUNE METHOD: YOUR BODY'S RECKONING
I don’t believe in generic routines. I believe in strategic dismantling.
Your session is a personalized blueprint to dismantle the fortress of stress you carry. Using a fusion of deep therapeutic touch and intuitive energy work, my mission is singular: to find the root source of your pain, your stiffness, your fatigue—and systematically release it.
You will leave not just relaxed, but recalibrated. Realigned. Remarkably lighter.
· Chronic pain? We don't manage it. We pursue it.
· Overwhelming stress? We don't just soothe it. We discharge it.
· Seeking peak wellness? This is your essential maintenance.
YOUR SANCTUARY IS WHEREVER YOU ARE
The world is demanding. Your healing shouldn't be.
I bring the entire experience to you. Your home, your space, becomes an instant sanctuary for transformation. No travel, no disruption—just profound, focused care on your terms.
This is the ultimate luxury: unparalleled expertise delivered to your door.
ARE YOU READY TO STAND DOWN?
The work is deep. The results are not subtle.
My hands are your ally. Your body’s long-awaited peace treaty.
BOOK YOUR SESSION WITH NEPTUNE
Education & Training
• 1999 Bruce Moen soul retrieval weekend workshop in Berkeley
• 2001 Master Hypnotherapist from Palo Alto School of Hypnotherapy
• 2001 Neuro-Linguistic Programming practitioner
• 2002 Reiki Master non teacher
• 2003 1st Entity Exorcism in Rochester New York
• 2016 - present. Having spirits dropped off in my home for me to help move them on to 27/park with Angels/Helpers.
• 2020 Certified Massage Therapist from National Holistic Institute Emeryville
• 2020 Reiki Master Teacher from Danielle Mai
• 2020 - present. Working with psilocybin and DMT after it became available in Oakland, Ca. Multiple high dose experiences.
• 2021 Advanced Neuromuscular Massage Therapist from National Holistic Institute Santa Ana
• 2022 Monroe - Gateway and Lifeline
• 2023 Monroe - MC squared
• 2024 Monroe - Lucid Dreaming and Energy Medicine
• 2024 Associates of Applied Science Advanced Neuromuscular Massage Therapist and Medical Massage Clinician from National Holistic Institute Santa Ana
• 2025 Monroe - X27
Reasons to Choose me:
At Hands of Neptune, I am committed to providing exceptional holistic health services. Here are three reasons why you should choose me for your wellness journey: my decades of expertise, personalized care, and comprehensive approach to holistic wellness. With over 20 years of experience, my skills offer customized treatment plans and a range of services that promote both physical and spiritual well-being, ensuring you achieve harmony and balance in your life.
At Hands of Neptune Massage, your overall health is what matters most. Clearing blocks from your body, mind and spirit is the ultimate self love that a person can do.
Being able to move without pain, react without being triggered from trauma and get your life-force energy flowing again is the goal.
What sets Hands of Neptune apart is a pain free, chronic pain removal massage that covers but is not limited to:
- Sciatica
- Carpal Tunnel
- Plantar Fasciitis
- Migraines
- Tinnitus
- Frozen Shoulder'
- Swelling/Lymphatics
- Neuropathy
- Vertebrae Pain
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